Typical scenario: guy goes to a bar, does a quick scanning of the people inside the bar and walks straight to a blonde sitting all alone at the corner…the story goes. What about the Linux/Unix version of the story?
#who | grep -i "blonde" | echo "hi" | date; \ cd ~/bedroom ; unzip; touch; strip; finger; \ mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
You might find this link interesting too, the war on terror for dummies – the way Linux geeks interpret and analyse the war on terror.
How about this one?
root@localhost# who | grep -i blonde | talk ; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
Hallelujah! I neeedd this?you’re my savior.