Typical scenario: guy goes to a bar, does a quick scanning of the people inside the bar and walks straight to a blonde sitting all alone at the corner…the story goes. What about the Linux/Unix version of the story?

#who | grep -i "blonde" | echo "hi" | date;  \
cd ~/bedroom ; unzip; touch; strip; finger; \
mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

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