Just came across a traditional Eritrean ‘kuda’ dance. Very entertaining & made me nostalgic! Enjoy.

Got this advice from a CTO – hot topics for system administrators:
1. performance monitoring
2. capacity planning
3. virtualization
4. Disaster recovery(DR) planning

• At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Electricity is really just organized lightning.
• If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
• May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
• Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?